Whiskey is sunlight held together by water.
I went fishing the other day, and after a long day I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait!
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed the snake right behind its head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit! So I grabbed my bottle of whiskey and poured a little down the snake’s throat. Its eyes rolled back and it went limp.
I set the snake down behind a bush and went back to fishing, using my newly acquired frog.
Not long after, as I was just wondering how I was going to get another frog, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake with two more frogs!